Sunday, August 06, 2017

Tebow time!

Since it's all about entertainment, why not sign Tim Tebow?!  Tebow! Tebow!

Pros:
NFL experience
A proven winner
The guy will put fans in seats
He may complete a pass here and there
Decent guy

Cons:
Kneels a lot (isn't that why folks don't like Kaepernick?)
He's been called the "Kim kardashian of sports"
To quote one NFL exec "he's really bad"
ESPN would never stop obsessing about him (wait that might be a pro)
He's still a virgin (which means we will never hear of his exploits, and I know some groupies who would be sad about that)


Photo from the phinphanatic


*And yes, this is a snarky post.  
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8 comments

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Well... only God can save our season... and tebows a transmitter, "a radio for speaking to God"

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Funny, I am so glad that this is really a joke... and this all about "entertainment." Tim Tebow is better suited to play H-Back, not Quarterback. He is starting to have a little success playing baseball. He should stay there, then go back to announcing college sports.

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I would rather sign Tebow than CK....

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Jay Cutler for one year/$10m. Lord...

Still a better idea than that scrub Tim Tebow though. Come on...seriously?

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And yes. This is a snarky post. Just a joke.

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Haha. I realize that. I just can't even bring myself to joke about it. My God Tebow is terrible...

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LOL Dave. Good post

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hilarious!!