Sunday, October 09, 2016

Time To Change Our Name To Miami Penicillins

We are just not playing well, we are, more importantly, not a good proram.

So why continue to embarrass what was once a glorious past.

From 1970 to 2003, we went 34 years with only 2 losing seasons.

Lets cut the cord. Lets walk, no run, completely away from our storied past.

This seems so senseless to consider this current franchise as an extension of what we once were.

I hear melenials mention that the Dolphins always suck.

They just don't know.

And frankly, this franchise is a complete embarrassment to what we once were.

Always winners, always in prime time,  always proud.

Today, nothing needed to be said.

All that was needed was that image of Matt Moore standing on the sideline and peaking over his right shoulder to see if his time had finally come.

We truly did nothing else worthy of discussing.

So let's at the very least change our name to something more appropriate.

And since we seem to cure everyone else's ills, let have the courage and common sense to call ourselves the Miami Penicillins.

That we could be proud of.

Phins Up!!!

Carl Leone
Dolfan since 12/25/1971
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20 comments

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Don't forget...we're good at kneeling too! Stay focused boys and keep that disrespectful display going. Kneel for a thug!

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This team is an embarrassment. Gase has got to pull this so called QB. With the schedule they have,they won't win 4 games.

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No we won't.

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This team is a festering boil. The coaching sucks , how else could you explain them leaving Kiko Alonso on the field. This guy makes Channing crowder (who sucked ) look like a hall of famer.

If we dig deeper we have a jets loser executive who brought Kiko here....yeah he sucks too. . Maxwell , sucks,

Why is Dallas Thomas still on this team? Gase is starting to worry me, if he doesn't take the stationary rock out of my front yard and start him over Alonso, or make this phony d coordinator do it , I'll be sour on him.

Oh, you fans crying for Moore? You are filthy idiots who don't deserve to watch football. The shots tanny took today, (some illegal) no call by officials would have put Moore in the hospital . THe line is garbage!!!!!!!! The defense is garbage!!!!!

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If it takes the Qb a mn to throw the ball,it's not on the oline.great qb's make do with nothing.he has no self awareness, blink stare for eternity whIle the rush is coming.
The cure is the quick dink and dunk that NE is using.leverage twitchy players like grant,Landry and stills.
5 years routes.

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This team is an embarrassment to the franchises first 35 years.

As long as this team is influenced by Parcells, run by a failed Jets GM, and owned by a know nothing owner, it will be filled with losers like Kiko Alonso and Dallas Thomas.

At least the Patriots will have a nice warm weather stadium for their Super Bowl.

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And don't get me started on the defense.why are we not playing press outside and stacking the box ?

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Agreed... Moore wouldn't last til halftime behind this line.. BUT still a change needs to be made...

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Don't forget Billy Turner..

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You need elite corners for press... at least 1.. these guys aren't ready for that.. too young and green..

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Yeah, let's change....I agree, the owner, the front office, and the idiot fans, who can't understand how football works.

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We have so many issues. So many.

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And don't get me started on the defense.why are we not playing press outside and stacking the box ?

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We have so many issues. So many.

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You can release 10 players after every game and you wouldn't miss them. Did stills play today.I didn't see him at all

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We have so many issues. So many.

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We don't tackle well at all. So many missed tackles to count.

If we would only do that we'll then we could at the very least be in our games and have a chance.

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We don't tackle well at all. So many missed tackles to count.

If we would only do that we'll then we could at the very least be in our games and have a chance.

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Theres no emotion at all on both side of the ball. The crowd starts falling asleep in the second qtr.The defence the last few years can make the worst qbs in the league look like pro bowlers.just ask geno smith

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I'll give you 2 of the 6 sacks were holding the ball too long, but when your left tackle gives up 4 sacks,and 6 hurries on 18 pass attempts no qb can overcome that