Thursday, September 29, 2016

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

This team is a damn mess. Complete mess. 

It's a miracle we are only down 7-16. 

3 first downs in the first half? Give me a damn break. They can't get a first down to save their lives.

I said I would be happy if they competed this year, well they aren't even doing that. 

Defense is doing their job so far with critical stops but guess what? If Miami don't score a ton of points in the 2nd half and it's a close game, we lose. Our defense will be gassed. It's sad. Truly sad. This team can't put a complete game together if their life depended on it.

On the bright side, I didn't start Jarvis Landry on my fantasy team! How can he be productive with only 20 something snaps per half!!! LMFAO. 

So, anyone know who this year's top draft prospects are? We will have a high pick.

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I stand corrected. 19 plays in the first half! No 3rd down conversions. THREE completions in the first half! And yet only down 16-7. Gase better be cooking up a damn miracle in that locker room and a plan to make AJ Green a non factor in the 2nd half because I believe he has more receiving yards than we have total offenseive yards.

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The fly in the ointment is TANNEHILL. I told you that he was going to turn the ball over at least 2 times. My prediction would already be true if the defender had not dropped that easy interception. I cannot believe that they will not bench him. If tannehill is not benched soon I will lose all respect for Adam Gase. I will conclude that he is a fraud. tannehill is wearing out our freaking defense; as usual.

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The fly in the ointment is TANNEHILL. I told you that he was going to turn the ball over at least 2 times. My prediction would already be true if the defender had not dropped that easy interception. I cannot believe that they will not bench him. If tannehill is not benched soon I will lose all respect for Adam Gase. I will conclude that he is a fraud. tannehill is wearing out our freaking defense; as usual.

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And then this dumb ass Terrance Fede shoves the punter to the ground on 4th and long for an automatic first down! And yet he plays more than Cameron Wake?? Good move coach! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GAME OVER AFER CINCY SCORES ON THIS POSSESION

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Like my buddy Rod said: "I'd rather watch poop slide down a wall then watch the rest of this game."

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Bengals trying to lose. Miami (once again) too pathetic to notice.

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You idiots blaming this on t hill are illiterates, he doesn't have time to get through his first read. This o line is garbage. This o line is gargpbage. This o line is garbage. Kiko Alonso is garbage as well. Did I mention this o line is garbage?

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David, learn some football, quit popping your pimples, and put down the pipe.

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Adam Gase is smarter than apollos.