Goodbye Brian Hartline.
Auf Wiedersehen Brandon Gibson.
Adios Mike Wallace?
We are waving goodbye to almost all of our entire Wide Receiver Corps.
Maybe that's why they call it "waivers".
Is last year's draft pick, Matt Hazel, ready to actually play?
Is Rishard Matthews ready to step into a starting role?
How about Michael Preston or Tyler McDonald, who signed futures contracts?
Can Jarvis Landry make every catch?
Holy shit! We are thin at Wide Receiver.
Suddenly we are in Sudden Death at finding guys to run down field and haul in passes.
I hope Dennis Hickey has a plan.
I truly do.
Could you imagine trying to explain why Ryan Tannehill hasn't progressed in 2015 without having had adequate receivers around him.
I guess Charles Clay could catch a bunch of balls thrown his way.
Wait! He's a Unrestricted Free Agent.
Clay can't even walk into the team complex let alone run some patterns.
Well that's not good.
Ok. Deep breathe. Exhale.
No need for a brown bag now.
There is plenty of time to find a few good guys out there.
Even some time to get them in and learn a new system and all nuances that come with it.
Screw this crap. Give me the damn bag!
Put some sort of hallucinogens in it.
Now breathe deep!
Ok. Feeling much better.
As my best friend used to say when my fantasy receivers got hurt "Somebody is going to catch the ball."
I guess he is right.
Dolfan since 12/25/1971