To borrow a quote from President Ford in his inaugural address after taking office following the resignation of Richard Nixon, our own national nightmare is finally being put to rest.
Jonathan "Please stop touching me!" Martin has been traded to the 49ers for a 2015 conditional draft pick.
"El Sensidiva" goes from "Bullygate" to the Golden Gate in his home state to play back up to LT Joe Staley if he doesn't first run to his ex college coach Jim Harbaugh to complain that he got wedgied by a stewardess on his flight to San Fransisco.
We are left eating close to a million bucks of dead money against the salary cap this year but that is a mere pittance in expense compared to a slugfest of a embarrassing law suit we would surely have had to defend.
So at least we can now put this episode behind us and speaking of behinds:
Jonathan Martin....Don't let the door hit yours!
Dolfan since 12/25/1971