I hope Dr Frankenstein is available.
I truly do.
Or even Dr. Frankensteen for that matter.
I hope Philbin doesn't go the safe route and hire another West Coast offensive guru.
Oh no, not that again, please.
Let's make every effort to bring in someone with so creative a genius that people believe he is mad!
Oh yeah, certifiably abnormal.
Noooo....not Abby Normal!
Someone that wants to use this athletic group of offensive weapons so unpredictably that opposing defensive coordinators won't know exactly what could be coming next.
Someone who may not even have a track record to gage and chart.
Someone so unconventional that wisdom cannot even be attached yet it will be admired.
Someone who not only gets the players fired up but totally extinguishes any doubt who will win.
Yes, a complete madman yet justifiably poetic in an offensive manner.
Turn over some rocks, open some secret trap doors and search unconventionally for the unconventional.
Boy, if I only knew who.
If I only knew.
Dolfan since 12/25/1971