Living in New Jersey and wearing Dolphins logos almost everyday, I run into Jets fans all the time. If they treat me nice, I reciprocate.
But if they smart ass me in any way, then I incorporate my 3 Step System.
Now the key to doing this is to be very low key in the beginning. Don't get all ralled up and start a shouting match otherwise you won't be able to achieve your goal of leaving them completely pissed off.
Casually say "Too bad you never won an NFL Championship."
The Jet fan will retort with "What are you talking about? We won Super Bowl III, it was the biggest upset ever!"
You say " That it was, BUT you were the AFL Champions playing the Colts, who were the NFL Champions."
Then scratch your head and say "Huh, so you were the champion of a league that doesn't even exist anymore."
They usually respond with "Shut the f__k up!"
Very simple. With a shit eating grin on your face, give the Marino Spike Signal.
Immediately after the Jet fan recognizes the signal, you state with all sincerity "Oh by the way, thank you so much for Chad Pennington. We couldn't have won our 13th Division Championship without him. 13! Isn't that something, just like Marino, who you passed on. So how did that Favre thing work out? Well you guys know what you're doin, hell, you won, what, 2 Division Championships in how many years?"
Then you walk away laughing while giving the Jet fan a peace sign as the Jet fan screams "F__k you!"
Remember, the key is to be sincere when needed and low key in the beginning. They won't see it coming. And isn't that the best way to get their goat?
Dolfan since 12/25/1971