Sunday, February 05, 2012
Hall of Fame
The NFL announced its "class" of 2012, and not among the list was Bill Parcells. According to the fictitious spokesman for the Hall, Parcells would have certainly been inducted based on his merits as coach of the New York Giants in the 1980s, and for his building of the Patriots in the 1990s.
"But the way he left the Patriots was troubling, and how he handled his tenure with the New York Jets showed a lack of class. And then how he screwed the Dolphins - well, we just couldn't ignore that. What he did was kind of douchey.."
Parcells released a statement that simply said "You guys don't know what you're talking about your a bunch of jerks.: At least I never released a player on the eve of the Superbowl."
And Dolphins fans everywhere laughed.