Maybe he just needs a hug?

There's an article about Bob Keuchen-wanker being arrested for being over the legal limit and getting into an accident.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-bob-kuechenberg-arrest-20110214,0,5848832.story

Keuch is a wealthy guy who owns a house out on Fisher Island (a very upscale address).  Dude should be in the football HOF.  He should have hired someone to drive him home.

And this apparently is his second offense.  Too bad, so sad.

Frankly, there is no excuse for driving drunk.