I like this guy already

John Jerry said in his conference call with the local media:
"Never had surgery on anything, I never had any shoulder problems. I
was healthy throughout my college career so I never had any injury
problems."

The added:
"I had hemorrhoids. That's the only thing."

Gotta love honesty!

[editors note: the big picture of Jerry is in tribute to the fact that
the dude is HUGE]