Wednesday, December 09, 2009

A statement from Granny

I have decided to come forward and tell the truth.  I was Tiger's first affair after his marriage.  As others have said, he was quite the tiger in the boudoir, and I knew that I was never going to be able to satisfy him fully.  So one night, as we lay awake having "pillow talk,"  I suggested he not limit himself to just his wife and me, and that he should sow all those oats.  Not surprisingly, he went ahead with the idea, and we soon stopped seeing each other.
 
I feel terrible, because I (usually) make it a policy not to get involved with married men.  Unless they're quite good looking - and Tiger is. 
 
I wanted to set the record straight.  Thank you,
 
Granny.
 
 
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