Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Granny's making news

Yep, granny's been laying low for a while, but now she wants to come back and help the Dolphins.  She was telling me the other day that back in her playing days, there weren't all these arrests, and stuff you're seeing from players (most notably those Gators!).  She wants to help keep them in line, and has offered Bill Parcells to help start a program to make sure the Dolphins get the right caliber of players.  She'd thoroughly investigate them, I'm sure.
And, I also understand she has the "hots" for Bill, and would like to hang out with him more anyway.
So it would be a win, win, win as far as she is concerned.
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