Some years ago, I got an email from some guy who had just completed his degree in landscape maintenance or some such, and he wanted to inquire about whether there were any opportunities at my stadium.
Now, I could only assume that he somehow thought I was connected with (then) Joe Robbie Stadium. But, of course, I'm just a guy running a website.
I responded "I am not connected with the NFL, the Dolphins, or the stadium, so I can't help you there. However, I am looking for a new lawn service at my house. If you're interested in cutting my grass, let me know."
Yeah, I still laugh at that.