My two favorite teams currently are:
(1) The Dolphins
(2) whoever is playing the Patriots
Because the Patriots are so good - and the Dolphins are so bad - I can't bear to watch the game next weekend. In fact, I will *not* watch the game.
Like Dave Hyde a few years ago, I'm looking for something - anything - to do instead of watching the game.
I'm open to suggestions, if anyone wants to throw something my way.