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When we heard that Ted Ginn, Jr was "dancing around" a lot as he was returning punts and kicks, and that this seemed to cut short his attempts to get yardage, we wanted to know more...
Our crack staff went to work, and we wound up talking with his friend's cousin's housekeeper. She told us that Jr wanted to learn about being a professional athlete, so he asked Emmitt Smith for some tips. Emmitt, fresh off his dancing with the stars win, gave him *dancing* advice, and Jr took that to heart.
Now if only he had clarified that he was asking for *football* advice, we'd be all set.
[editor: collective groan]