Peyton Manning hosted Saturday Night Live this past weekend. He was pretty amusing. But it didn't get any better than his opening monologue where he talked about his family making it in the NFL.
He got around to mom and said "She never made it to the NFL. Didn't have what it took. Got cut by the Dolphins, tried Canada for a bit. She's a real disappointment for all of us."
Ay yay yay. The Dolphins made his monologue.
Geez, his mother may not have been my grandmother, but she probably was better than anybody we've had in here since Marino...
They couldn't beat Peyton's mother.