Guys are just clammoring to win this coveted award, and be the first to get
injured and miss the entire season!
Yet, so far, no one has distinguished themselves, though the golf cart they
use to cart players off the field gave the players a run for the money when
it broke down and couldn't be restarted.
Rumor has it that they're just going to let the grass grow around it as a
constant reminder of injury risk.