helmet during a game (and since Thurman played here one year, it seems only fair):
This year, we didn't have an incidents regarding lost or misplaced helmets, so we'll take this opportunity to send an award up to the Phins first opponent this season, and in particular Ben Rothlisberger, since he left his helmet at home when he went out to ride his motorcycle.
[editor's note: riding a motorcycle is stupid. riding a motorcycle without a helmet is stupider. we urge our younger readers to not ride motorcycles]
who in older days would have required a cattle scale to weigh in :
Keith "Tractor" Traylor looked like he was a shoe-in to win this....until Big Daddy
came to town. They don't call him Big Daddy for nothing. He is listed at 340, but appears to be more than that.
guy who has more to his life than football. How could I pass on the opportunity to compare Joe Toledo once again to John Belushi. They look so much alike, I want to ask Joe if he was known as Bluto in college.
who had a "memorable" offseason.
Alas, there were no "fun" moments this offseason. But, we did have one of the cheerleaders (Bailey) delivering season tickets to herself. That's not what we had in mind in the spirit of the award, but it was pretty funny. And I'm sure a little embarassing to to the front office.
himself very early in training camp : Well, whaddya know? Will Poole wins the award for the second year in a row! Good for you!
on the team This is a no brainer, and Manny Wright is the man for the job. But, hey, Manny, we don't want you to cry about it.